Fresh animal jokes collection for 2012. Life is boring without fun, hence we have given here funny animal jokes so that you will feel happy. To make your friends also happy with these short animal jokes, send them these animal jokes.
Animal jokes : 1
Ek din mai zoo me gaya. Waha bahot sare animals the…
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“v”
Mouse
(@v@)
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Owl
o(o¿o)o
(!)
Monkey
(@¿@)
“(<>)”
Aay la ! Tum bhi yahi ho….
10Animal jokes : 2
Ek party me chuha daru pike tunn tha
Use dekhkar billi boli
Billi : Aaj Party Na Hoti To Mai Tuje Kha Jati
Chuha : Chali Ja
Nahi To Log Kahenge Ke daru pike Aurat Pe Hath Utha Diya
Animal jokes : 3
Do saap ek dusare se milate hai…
1 Saap : Mai dua karata hu ke mai jaharila nahi hoon
2 Saap : Kyo?
1 Saap : Kyon ki maine mere otho ko kaat liya…
Animal jokes : 4
Murgiya ande kyo ubati hai?
Kyonki unone gira diye to wo tut jayenge…
Animal jokes : 5
Cows gale mai ghanti kyo pahanati hai?
Kyonki unake horns kam nahi karate…
Animal jokes : 6
Chintu : Bolo Kutta bar bar dum Qyun Hilata Hai?
Mini : Kyon ki dum Me itni power nahi Hoti Ke Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake….he he he
Animal jokes : 7
Ek kamjor billi kya kam kar sakati hai?
Light mouse work
Animal jokes : 8
Ek party me chuha daru pike tunn tha
Use dekhkar billi boli
Billi : Aaj Party Na Hoti To Mai Tuje Kha Jati
Chuha : Chali Ja
Nahi To Log Kahenge Ke daru pike Aurat Pe Hath Utha Diya
Animal jokes : 9
Chicken kaun se side mai jyada pankh rahate hai?
Baharwali side
Animal jokes : 10
2 Chitiya Bike pe Ghum rahi thi
1 hathi ne lift mangi..
Itne me 1 chiti boli
Soch lo varna tumari maa kahegi
Aawara ladkiyo ke saath ghum raha tha
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